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RE: The Universal Vending Machine - jman197 - 04-08-2019
And out pops an ash picture. I look at it and decide I want it and throw a generic picture of flowers that I have hanging on my wall.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 04-08-2019
and out pops a bouquet of artificial flowers - perfumed they look and smell good but like so much of life they look good but they're fake.
I go through my vases - This one will work but I chunk that one into the machine, that one too, that one three.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Alone - 04-08-2019
And out comes a bunch of planters to fill the whole patio with flowers and bees
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 04-09-2019
Oh yay you all are so creative, this brings me a smile!
@Alone
Psst... you forgot to throw something else into the machine...
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Alone - 04-09-2019
Into the machine I throw a handful of bright marbles ...
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - jman197 - 04-09-2019
And out pops the Pepsi marble that I want to buy. I take it home and bring back a broken lamp and toss it in.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 04-09-2019
[...there's a pepsi marble?]
Er, ahem, and out pops an old school Coleman lantern. Well, I like fire, so I take this with me and in return I throw in some uninteresting books that I need to get rid of.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - jman197 - 04-10-2019
And out pops the seven book Harry Potter series. I decide that I want it and throw in a pile of dog poop wondering what will come out next.
And yes there's a Pepsi marble. It's quite cool in my opinion.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 04-10-2019
Geez, the things i dont know... I really do live under a rock!
Well, out of the machine pops a 10 lb bag of manure for fertilizer, so while I am deciding whether @jman197 could use it for his mulberry bush, or if @Alone would make better use of it since she has so many plants, I toss in a medium sized box of nice clothes that I never wear.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Satiny - 04-12-2019
And out grows a tree and while it grows, we all wonder whether we'll be able to harvest mulberries soon. But as the buds open, we see some very strange fruits: nice clothes. Just harvest them if they reach the size you wear! * picks a colourful blouse *
So I toss in my old, not-so-nice clothes I've just taken off and the sweet potatoes I left over from dinner (lots of garlic on them!)