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Jokes - placid path - 04-09-2009
Guess what... I have more PIRATE jokes! yes... i have more...
what does a pirate call his mom? moth-aaarrrr
did you hear that the pirate's dog could talk? really what does he say? aaarrr-f
what did the pirate moonlight as? a c-aaarrrr-penter
what do you call an insane pirate? bizz-aaarrrr
how does a pirate get rid of the extra booty? a y-aaarrrr-d sale
what was the pirate philosophers name? aaaarrrrrr-chimedes
what does the stoned pirate say? f-aaaarrrrr out matey
what's a pirate's favourite ancient Greek civilization? sp-aaaarrrr-ta
whats a pirates favourite type of humor? s-aaaarrrr-casm
what do you call a pirate who's gone to college? sm-aaaarrrrr-t
what's a pirates favourite cheese? chedd-aaaarrrr
what did the pirate say after reading all my pirate jokes? haaaaarrrrrdy haaaarrrr haaaarrrr
yar
Re: Jokes - Sadstguy - 04-09-2009
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Re: Jokes - So Much So little - 04-11-2009
;D
Re: Jokes - placid path - 04-13-2009
okay i know this is not ment as a joke but I think it's funny....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vD4GkmpsuI
Re: Jokes - linda_lou - 04-16-2009
lmao ;D
Re: Jokes - placid path - 06-02-2009
one of the better ones I've heard at work in the last while
How do you make Lady GaGa cry?
Poke'er Face
Re: Jokes - placid path - 06-26-2009
Couple "walks into a bar" jokes for ya.
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants, bartender looks up and says "whats with the steering wheel?" Pirate says "yaarrr tis' drivin' me nuts!"
A string talks into a bar sits down and asks for a drink, bartender says "sorry we don't serve strings here." String storms out of the bar pissed off, slumps down in the alley, tosses around. String walks back into the bar sits down and asks for a drink, bartender says "thought I told you we don't serve strings!" String says "I'm a frayed knot."