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Assertiveness Training - Dragon - 06-12-2014
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You CAN Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied,
"The "bleeping" funeral director would be my first guess..."
Re: Assertiveness Training - JenniLynne - 06-12-2014
LOL....
Peace & :ht:,
Jenni
RE: Assertiveness Training - whisper - 07-12-2016
(06-12-2014, 05:55 PM)Dragon Wrote: A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You CAN Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied,
"The "bleeping" funeral director would be my first guess..."
LOL! That is super, thank you.
LOL! That is super, thank you. Sorry, never been on a site like this, and am not sure what I am doing yet...blush.
RE: Assertiveness Training - nightsong - 07-12-2016
no worries, whisper. We're a pretty forgiving and lenient bunch ?
RE: Assertiveness Training - SuperHeroAnimals - 09-09-2018
OOOO....! Excellent!
The husband reminds me of my father.