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Shakespearean insults! - UnicornSmudge - 11-06-2018
Shakespearean Insult Generator
I think this could come in handy for a lot of us...
Example...
"Thou cockered rude-growing jolt-head!"
'Tis more musical than "ya idiot"
Also just good to generate a laugh when I'm stressed
RE: Shakespearean insults! - Dragon - 11-06-2018
Oh, I do like that!!
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
RE: Shakespearean insults! - UnicornSmudge - 11-06-2018
(11-06-2018, 10:09 AM)Dragon Wrote: Oh, I do like that!!
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
Haha! I thought you might, @Dragon
RE: Shakespearean insults! - UnicornSmudge - 11-10-2018
[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.
Taken from: Henry VI, part 2
I've never read any of the Henry[s] but since I have them maybe I should... these are some good ones, haha!
RE: Shakespearean insults! - nikoo_o - 01-11-2022
Ooooh, this is fun:
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well
Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well
RE: Shakespearean insults! - UnicornSmudge - 01-12-2022
Thou art loathsome as a toad.
Taken from: Troilus and Cressida
Hahaha!
RE: Shakespearean insults! - nikoo_o - 01-12-2022
[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.
Taken from: Romeo and Juliet
Taken from: Romeo and Juliet
Goodness... I never knew that Shakesphere was this, uhh, shall we say creative?... I really need to read some more of his works now...
RE: Shakespearean insults! - UnicornSmudge - 01-17-2022
The way that one ends hahaha i think it's referring to cupid but "thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft"
RE: Shakespearean insults! - Dragon - 01-17-2022
(01-17-2022, 12:15 PM)UnicornSmudge Wrote: The way that one ends hahaha i think it's referring to cupid but "thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft"
How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Taken from: Henry IV, part I
RE: Shakespearean insults! - UnicornSmudge - 01-18-2022
(01-17-2022, 12:48 PM)Dragon Wrote: How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Taken from: Henry IV, part I
Wool-sack hahahaaaa
I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.
Taken from: Coriolanus
Hahahaaaa