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insurance humor - adult content - siasl - 08-15-2009
The online chronic pain group I participate in sees humor as a necessary part of medical care. I hope the adult content is not objectionable, Thistle. It's not meant to make anyone angry, just poke fun at the industry that hurts so many people.
I hope you all belly-laugh while reading this.
fondly,
siasl
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman.
'That's disgraceful!'
'Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man
has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen,
and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in
extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay, said the woman. As they
passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again,the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness - better insurance.'
Re: insurance humor - adult content - The Hornfreak - 08-15-2009
Pretty good siasl. I'm already opting into a higher tier of insurance!
Re: insurance humor - adult content - Thistle - 08-16-2009
yeah, but with some insurance she would only go halfway
Re: insurance humor - adult content - The Hornfreak - 08-16-2009
I wonder what kind of co-pay I'd have?
Re: insurance humor - adult content - siasl - 08-16-2009
(08-16-2009, 11:46 AM)The Hornfreak link Wrote: I wonder what kind of co-pay I'd have?
Hornfreak,
I just want to make sure that there isn't a lifetime benefit limit
siasl
Re: insurance humor - adult content - The Hornfreak - 08-16-2009
God forbid
Re: insurance humor - adult content - Dragon - 08-16-2009
and if it were me, I'd not qualify due to some pre-existing condition .... where's the latex someone??
Re: insurance humor - adult content - JenniLynne - 08-17-2009
(08-16-2009, 06:51 PM)Dragon link Wrote: and if it were me, I'd not qualify due to some pre-existing condition .... where's the latex someone??
Thistle has it..... ;D :lv104:
Peace & :ht:,
Jenni