+- Chronic Suicide Support (https://www.chronicsuicidesupport.com/forum)
+-- Forum: Other Stuff (https://www.chronicsuicidesupport.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Forum: Happy Halls * (https://www.chronicsuicidesupport.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=22)
+--- Thread: FROFFIE THE FROG (/showthread.php?tid=854)
FROFFIE THE FROG - % - 10-19-2009
This frog walks into a bank to ask for a loan, 'cause his pad is just a pad.
He walks up to the loan officer and says:
Hi, I'm Froggie the Frog.
She says: Hi I'm Patricia, Patricia Black. Call me Patty.
He goes: So I need a loan to fix up my pad.
She: We're gonna need some collateral. Have any real estate? Stocks? Bonds? Securities? Options? Valuable antiques, precious metals ....?
He: Well. Not really. All I have beside my lily pad is this. (And he pulls from a paper bag a ceramic unicorn painted pink and blue.)
The loan officer, Patty, is disgusted. She says "What the hell kind of collateral is that?!?!@ "
A nearby teller, a kind man, simply replies: "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the Frog a loan." And that old frog fixed up his home.
[move] :h14:[/move] [move] :ccjmp:[/move] [move] :lv104:[/move]
Re: FROFFIE THE FROG - JenniLynne - 10-20-2009
LMAO..... That was funny.....
Peace & :ht:,
Jenni