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The Worlds Biggest Lies - % - 12-03-2009
This is the biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told...
The check is in the mail.
I'll respect you in the morning.
I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
It's only a cold sore.
You get this one, I'll pay next time.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
Of course I love you.
I am getting a divorce.
Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
I never inhaled.
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
I never watch television except for PBS.
...but we can still be good friends.
She means nothing to me.
Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
I gave at the office.
Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
I'll call you later.
We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
Read my lips: no new taxes.
I've never done anything like this before.
Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.
It's supposed to make that noise.
I *love* your new _____!
...then take a left. You can't miss it.
Yes, I did.
Don't worry, it's OK - I'm sterile.
Re: The Worlds Biggest Lies - Beacon - 12-03-2009
You forgot "I won't come in your mouth"...
Re: The Worlds Biggest Lies - % - 12-03-2009
i never forgot anything i'm not the one that wrote the lies ,
i'm just the one that tried to share some fun with the hope that ,
no one would hold me accountabe for everything that gets forgotten in the world
Re: The Worlds Biggest Lies - EyeScream - 12-03-2009
or how about 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman.'
Re: The Worlds Biggest Lies - % - 12-03-2009
they can't do that one cause it wasn't a lie
Re: The Worlds Biggest Lies - stopsfungus - 12-04-2009
(12-03-2009, 06:58 PM)Beacon link Wrote: You forgot \"I won't come in your mouth\"...
Or 'just the tip, I swear.'