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A man goes to his doctor to get some tests done.
When he comes back to get his results his doctor tells him, "I have some good news and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is the results came back and you only have a month to live."
The man is devastated, but pulls himself together long enough to ask, "well what's the good news?"
The doctor says, "you've seen my new receptionist -- blonde, great ass, huge tits? well... I'm fucking her."
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what the fuck. LOL.
That is a horrible doctor.
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(07-30-2010, 06:55 AM)Lurker.In.The.Night link Wrote: O__________o
what the fuck. LOL.
That is a horrible doctor.
Horrible doctor, but it was funny as hell....
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