Another song for What's His Name

[EyeScream]

If only I had some grasp of musical theory, I'd have a future career
Drinking game: take one shot for every pun you find in this song!

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THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED WRISTS[sup]© 2009, EyeScream[/sup]

The best part of waking up
Is your poison in my cup
There’s no hope in me that you can’t kill
When I warm up to you, you give me chills

This is a stick-up; give me all your love
Misery’s a habit, but it fits me like a glove
Give you everything but my blue suede shoes
And I’ll keep on losing ‘till there’s nothing left to lose

[chorus]
If I could bottle the feeling you give me and break it over your head
Pick up a piece of the glass and kill the thoughts that I’ve fed
And let the blood wash over all the words you said
Would you keep on haunting me if I was dead?

I’m a good host and I’ll pour you a shot
Right through your brain, hope it won’t leave a spot
It’d be nice if we could read read  each other’s minds
Too bad I’m illiterate, too bad you’re  blind

I’m sorry my back fell onto your knife
I’ll make it up to you if it takes the rest of my life
I’m sorry my blood got all over your rug
But the chokehold you give me is as good as a hug

[chorus]

If  savvy were money, then I would be poor
Show me a rose and I’ll show you the door

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