A year in the life of a blonde...

[Beacon]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....'duh'.....bottles won't fit in

typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used

their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for four-and-a-half days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound - I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911.....'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the phone!!!

What a year!!