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12-05-2009, 11:33 AM
WARNING! These jokes are in very bad taste.
If you're easily offended then fuck off!
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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Hey, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?
I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
If you're easily offended then fuck off!
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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Hey, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?
I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.