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08-12-2018, 09:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-12-2018, 09:48 AM by SuperHeroAnimals.)
Evil parental-units and two evil grandparental-units strapped massive heavy packs on the SuperHeroAnimals when they were but tiny neonatal animals. Our heros struggled to fulfill their SuperHero roles but, the packs weighed them down so badly, they had a hard time saving all the little children they were destined to save in this world.
Eventually, their little bodies in terrible pain and threatening to crumple under their massive loads, they sought the help of a physician. He sighed and explained that, in reality, they were healthy little animals capable of living happy and painfree lives - assuming they could be rid of their packs. Unfortunately, he said the necessary surgical procedure was far outside his professional skill set, and so he referred the little animals to his friend, the therapist.
The therapist listened to their tale of SuperWoes. He also sighed because he knew that, althought he had the skill set to remove the packs and free the little animals, the insurance company would not approve the procedure or his fees. Sadly, he explained to the SHA that all he could offer were a few brief CBT sessions, sessions during which he would also teach them mindfulness and other little tricks that could possibly help mitigate their pain.
Needless to say, the CBT and mindfullness training could not begin to resolve their underlying problem. As explained to them by every professional they consulted, surgery was the only true resolution.
Given this, and a lack of professional help, they carefully examined each other in an attempt to perform the surgery on their own - and without anesthesia. While carefully licking each other clean in preparation for surgery, they came to realize a shocking fact: the pack straps were connected to bombs in such a fashion that, if the packs were to ever be removed, the bombs would explode and take the little animals to Kingdom Come.
Now, the SHA seek a Bomb Squad. Where will they find one willing to help little SuperHeroes? Who will pay the fees? Will our heroes ever survive to save another child?
Eventually, their little bodies in terrible pain and threatening to crumple under their massive loads, they sought the help of a physician. He sighed and explained that, in reality, they were healthy little animals capable of living happy and painfree lives - assuming they could be rid of their packs. Unfortunately, he said the necessary surgical procedure was far outside his professional skill set, and so he referred the little animals to his friend, the therapist.
The therapist listened to their tale of SuperWoes. He also sighed because he knew that, althought he had the skill set to remove the packs and free the little animals, the insurance company would not approve the procedure or his fees. Sadly, he explained to the SHA that all he could offer were a few brief CBT sessions, sessions during which he would also teach them mindfulness and other little tricks that could possibly help mitigate their pain.
Needless to say, the CBT and mindfullness training could not begin to resolve their underlying problem. As explained to them by every professional they consulted, surgery was the only true resolution.
Given this, and a lack of professional help, they carefully examined each other in an attempt to perform the surgery on their own - and without anesthesia. While carefully licking each other clean in preparation for surgery, they came to realize a shocking fact: the pack straps were connected to bombs in such a fashion that, if the packs were to ever be removed, the bombs would explode and take the little animals to Kingdom Come.
Now, the SHA seek a Bomb Squad. Where will they find one willing to help little SuperHeroes? Who will pay the fees? Will our heroes ever survive to save another child?
