Chat Room
08-31-2010, 03:09 PM
Mr Jones was a new teacher at little Johnny's school. Over the summer, before school started he'd had a minor automobile accident, hurt his back and was in a light body cast from his neck to his waste.
It was a beautiful day and rather than run the air conditioner, Mr Jones opened the windows to his class room; seems though as if the breeze kept blowing his tie - over his shoulder, into his face, onto the chalk board, everyplace but where it should be. Finally, having had enough, he picked up the stapler from his desk, pulled his tie straight down the front of his shirt and stapled it to the body cast!!!
Mr Jones had *NO* trouble from that class for the rest of the school year!
How about a few more of the Mr Jones & Little Johnny jokes ....
It was a beautiful day and rather than run the air conditioner, Mr Jones opened the windows to his class room; seems though as if the breeze kept blowing his tie - over his shoulder, into his face, onto the chalk board, everyplace but where it should be. Finally, having had enough, he picked up the stapler from his desk, pulled his tie straight down the front of his shirt and stapled it to the body cast!!!
Mr Jones had *NO* trouble from that class for the rest of the school year!
How about a few more of the Mr Jones & Little Johnny jokes ....
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