Shiny Happy Bingo

[EyeScream]

I'm sure most of these are recognizable as things that are said to suicidal individuals on a regular basis and which are unhelpful, mean-spirited or completely beside the point. Most of them are such common tropes that one could probably play this game easily. I added a few that might be uncommon but that I've heard personally, and the free space is meant to encompass anything especially trite and meaningless that I've forgotten to include.

Winners: vertical, horizontal, diagonal and four corners.

Let the games begin.