The Introvert Song by Peter Mayor

[nightsong]

I just ran across this and find it absolutely hilarious.
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The Introvert Song by Peter Mayor

Published on Jul 23, 2012
Peter Mayer's The Introvert Song (with Lyrics below)

People bug me when they interrupt me with calls 
And unannounced visits 
And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all 
And I ask "What is it?" 

I do have a lot to do 
Can you return at two? 
I will not be here by then 
Just leave what you need me for 
On a note on my door 
So I can ignore it, my friend 

You may think it maddening when you ring my answering machine 
And I'm right there listening 
But I'd like to hire my own secretary who's mean 
Someone who says things like: 

"Mr. Mayer can't be reached 
He is not in, you see 
He's in a meeting till ten 
I suppose I could take your name 
Who are you anyway? 
Please never call here again." 

If I see you before you see me in the hall 
Then while you're not looking 
I'll find the nearest bathroom and hide in the stall 
Till I think the coast is clear 

Then I will take a peak 
And, if you're gone, I'll sneak 
Back to my private abode 
There in my world of one 
I have a lot more fun 
Because people bug me you know 

I do have a lot to do 
Can you return at two? 
I will not be here by then 
Just leave what you need me for 
On a note on my door 
So I can ignore it my friend

People bug me when they interrupt me with calls 
And unannounced visits 
And on top of that when they chat about nothing at all 
And I ask "What is it, today?"