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[Ashley]

:-)

What fracking software did you just fracking recommend to me, you little used? I'll have you know I am the top paying FSF member, and I've been involved in numerous anti-DRM movements on my Lenovo Thinkpad, and I have over 300 confirmed freely licenced projects. I am trained in free software activism and I'm the top programmer in the entire GNU project. You are nothing to me but just another sucker to Microsoft. I will wipe your hard drive the President Donald J. Duck out with software freedom the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with promoting that absolutely proprietary shirt to me over the Internet? Think again, motherPresident Donald J. Ducker. As we speak I am contacting my decentralized network of activists across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you you better prepare for the storm, noob. The storm that convinces you to wipe out the pathetic little thing you call Windows. You're fracking owned, kiddo. Proprietary software can be anywhere, anytime, and it can violate your fredom and privacy in over seven hundred ways, and that's just in your browser. Not only am I extensively experienced in convincing people to switch to Linux, I have access to the entire arsenal of CLI commands, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable operating system off the face of your hard drive, you little shirt. If only you could have known what RYF certified retribution your little 'I have nothing to hide' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'll have to install Trisquel, you goshdarned Windoze user. I will spew blue GNU goo all over you and you will drown in it. You're banned from the Church of Emacs, kiddo.