The Universal Vending Machine

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...And a zebra with a hangover with the Dormouse, also hungover, chatting away on the cell phone and jangling SHA's keys, riding the zebra on a strangely crafted mini-saddle slowly pull themselves through the vending machine onto the ground. The Dormouse blows his tiny nose on a silk handkerchief and nonchalantly tosses it back into the machine along with the cell phone and a half of a teacup, and promptly falls asleep.

I was really hoping that somebody else would pick up where I left off, but it seems that I'm the only one who is mildly to severely obsessed with Alice in Wonderland. As disappointing as this is, I will accept it anyway. so, without further ado:

.... and out of the machine pops silk shoes with light up soles on a ceramic platter...
So I toss in my snow boots since I don't need them now that it's spring, and I throw in my coat and a handful of Jolly Ranchers as well.