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The Universal Vending Machine

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04-07-2019, 11:15 PM

And out pops a pair of jolly rancher tennis shoes complete with wrapper laces. I try them on and they are surprisingly cushy. I throw in my cigarette butts and see what happens.

There is darkness all around and darkness inside.

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The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 12-16-2012, 10:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by Waiting - 06-08-2013, 04:09 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Azimuth - 03-04-2017, 01:30 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 03-04-2017, 09:34 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 07-29-2018, 07:01 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 07-29-2018, 07:39 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 07-29-2018, 11:29 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 07-30-2018, 08:38 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by nightsong - 07-30-2018, 10:44 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 07-30-2018, 10:51 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 07-30-2018, 11:24 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 07-30-2018, 11:57 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 07-30-2018, 12:06 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 07-30-2018, 12:34 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by nightsong - 07-30-2018, 02:23 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 07-30-2018, 03:06 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 07-30-2018, 03:08 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 07-30-2018, 03:26 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 07-31-2018, 09:24 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 07-31-2018, 12:56 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 07-31-2018, 11:17 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 08-01-2018, 04:24 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-01-2018, 10:53 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-01-2018, 07:41 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 08-01-2018, 07:55 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-01-2018, 08:55 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 08-01-2018, 09:48 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 08-02-2018, 07:58 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-02-2018, 09:41 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-03-2018, 02:17 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 08-03-2018, 02:51 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-15-2018, 08:15 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-15-2018, 08:54 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 08-15-2018, 09:09 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 08-16-2018, 08:53 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 08-16-2018, 09:06 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-16-2018, 09:44 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-16-2018, 09:46 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 08-16-2018, 12:23 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-16-2018, 12:27 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-16-2018, 04:51 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-17-2018, 10:45 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Ashley - 08-17-2018, 10:51 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 08-20-2018, 03:59 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-09-2018, 02:30 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 09-25-2018, 10:09 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-25-2018, 10:15 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 09-25-2018, 10:26 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-25-2018, 08:06 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 09-26-2018, 10:49 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-26-2018, 02:57 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 09-26-2018, 04:53 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 09-27-2018, 10:08 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-27-2018, 07:20 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 09-27-2018, 09:01 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-27-2018, 10:16 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 09-28-2018, 12:20 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 09-28-2018, 08:18 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by SuperHeroAnimals - 09-28-2018, 10:08 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 10-17-2018, 10:56 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-07-2019, 01:06 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-07-2019, 11:15 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 04-08-2019, 08:25 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-08-2019, 11:15 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 04-08-2019, 11:28 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Alone - 04-08-2019, 11:42 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-09-2019, 01:18 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Alone - 04-09-2019, 08:02 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-09-2019, 10:59 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-09-2019, 11:49 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-10-2019, 12:00 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-10-2019, 12:29 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 04-12-2019, 12:37 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-13-2019, 12:13 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-13-2019, 02:16 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 04-13-2019, 03:06 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-13-2019, 04:51 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 04-13-2019, 05:08 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-13-2019, 10:18 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-14-2019, 02:11 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 04-14-2019, 05:16 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-14-2019, 07:02 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 04-14-2019, 09:54 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 04-15-2019, 04:49 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 04-15-2019, 08:49 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-15-2019, 09:03 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 04-15-2019, 09:14 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 04-15-2019, 09:28 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by suicideresearcher - 06-15-2019, 02:07 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 06-15-2019, 02:23 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 09-09-2019, 11:10 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 09-10-2019, 10:00 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-24-2020, 06:26 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 03-24-2020, 07:28 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by nameless the dog-boy - 03-25-2020, 09:10 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 03-25-2020, 10:35 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-26-2020, 06:46 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 03-26-2020, 07:39 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-27-2020, 10:53 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by jman197 - 03-27-2020, 07:15 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Satiny - 05-19-2020, 06:00 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-27-2020, 11:13 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by nikoo_o - 01-10-2022, 03:59 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 01-10-2022, 05:44 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 01-11-2022, 01:26 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by nikoo_o - 01-11-2022, 11:09 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by They/Them/Many - 03-23-2022, 12:11 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-23-2022, 07:29 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by They/Them/Many - 03-23-2022, 07:38 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 03-23-2022, 08:44 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by They/Them/Many - 03-24-2022, 05:40 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-25-2022, 04:14 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by They/Them/Many - 03-25-2022, 07:42 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 03-25-2022, 10:22 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 03-26-2022, 09:20 AM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by They/Them/Many - 03-26-2022, 05:47 PM

RE: The Universal Vending Machine - by UnicornSmudge - 05-26-2022, 11:44 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 12-16-2012, 10:47 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by wontneedSSI - 12-18-2012, 12:31 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 12-18-2012, 10:01 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by nightsong - 12-18-2012, 10:31 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 12-18-2012, 10:47 AM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by liz - 03-30-2013, 12:03 PM

Re: The Universal Vending Machine - by Dragon - 03-30-2013, 02:08 PM

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