The Universal Vending Machine

[UnicornSmudge]

... and out pops a woods-elf, clad in regal looking garments and carrying a bow and a satchel. She looks curiously at @Satiny inspecting her box of potions.
[Who knows where i went, but it sure prevents me from throwing anything in.. ]



Side comments:


Hmm, this has happened before...

...so i throw myself into the machine right after him, not waiting to see what would come out in the meantime, because i have heard something about following white rabbits! And I've always wanted to go to Wonderland...

out pops an ambulance box full of strange looking potions, creepy medical tools and some mysterious pills. Maybe it's the cure for depression? We'll have to check that out!

@UnicornSmudge I wish I wouldn't have to do laundry ):

I stumble and shove @UnicornSmudge by accident into the machine. Damn :O

@Satiny apparently, portal travel is my destiny!
Also, you always get the cool stuff!