The Universal Vending Machine

[UnicornSmudge]

And back out pops @UnicornSmudge, with a degree to teach us all advanced math so we can become accountants and help people with their money. I decide I want to go on a trip so I hop into the machine myself and see where I'll go and what I might be worth.

 [ I wish that we had one of those laughing and crying face emoticons, @Dragon can this be added???]

@jman197 are you telling me my future ?!?!? Haha. Maybe i really need to find this machine...

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Out pops a book "The adventures of @jman197 " - there are still many empty pages, but words spread over the paper as you continue your journey through time and space.
I'm still focused on reading, so I abstractedly throw in my chocolate I was going to eat. Oh no, my chocolate

Well, i am stil stretching after the journey through the machine, and out pops 2 hot chocolates, one for me and one for @Satiny
So i toss back in my empty mug after i drink, my jacket, and my hair-tie.
Oh yeah, @Satiny thanks for the cash card, it really helped get me through my degree