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09-19-2009, 10:26 PM
(09-19-2009, 09:14 PM)Dragon link Wrote: Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, \"Do you think he'll jump?\"
Bob said, \"You know, I bet he'll jump.\"
The blonde replied, \"Well, I bet he won't.\"
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, \"You're on!\"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, \"Fair's fair. Here's your money.\"
Bob replied, \"I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.\"
The blonde replied, \"I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again.\"
Bob took the money...
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Since things are a litle slow today ......
LMAO......
Peace & :ht:,
Jenni
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