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12-01-2009, 06:58 PM
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.
How do you swat 200 flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.
Where did Hitler keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Make me one with everything!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.
How do you swat 200 flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.
Where did Hitler keep his armies?
In his sleevies.