Moral Dilemma

[Beacon]

You are walking down the street when you see an open briefcase on the sidewalk.

The briefcase has $1,000 in it.

Across the street there is a police station.

Do you spend the money on whores or crack?

Well you could spend it on whores and crack, but then the pimps and drug-dealers would kill you for stealing the pay-off they left for the cops...