The Universal Vending Machine

[jman197]

And out pops an ash picture. I look at it and decide I want it and throw a generic picture of flowers that I have hanging on my wall.

[Dragon]

and out pops a bouquet of artificial flowers - perfumed they look and smell good but like so much of life they look good but they're fake.

I go through my vases - This one will work but I chunk that one into the machine, that one too, that one three.

[Alone]

And out comes a bunch of planters to fill the whole patio with flowers and bees

[UnicornSmudge]

Oh yay you all are so creative, this brings me a smile!

@Alone
Psst... you forgot to throw something else into the machine...

[Alone]

Into the machine I throw a handful of bright marbles ...

[jman197]

And out pops the Pepsi marble that I want to buy. I take it home and bring back a broken lamp and toss it in.

[UnicornSmudge]

[...there's a pepsi marble?]

Er, ahem, and out pops an old school Coleman lantern. Well, I like fire, so I take this with me and in return I throw in some uninteresting books that I need to get rid of.

[jman197]

And out pops the seven book Harry Potter series. I decide that I want it and throw in a pile of dog poop wondering what will come out next.
And yes there's a Pepsi marble. It's quite cool in my opinion.

[UnicornSmudge]

Geez, the things i dont know... I really do live under a rock!

Well, out of the machine pops a 10 lb bag of manure for fertilizer, so while I am deciding whether @jman197 could use it for his mulberry bush, or if @Alone would make better use of it since she has so many plants, I toss in a medium sized box of nice clothes that I never wear.

[Satiny]

And out grows a tree and while it grows, we all wonder whether we'll be able to harvest mulberries soon. But as the buds open, we see some very strange fruits: nice clothes. Just harvest them if they reach the size you wear! * picks a colourful blouse *
So I toss in my old, not-so-nice clothes I've just taken off and the sweet potatoes I left over from dinner (lots of garlic on them!)