nerd jokes

[snuggles]

i'm a math major and know too many of these

what's purple and commutes? an abelian grape!
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana? |elephant| |banana| sin theta
what about if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? you can't cross a vector with a scalar

[felka]

A mathematical function is walking down the street.
Suddenly appears a threatening operator saying "I'm going differentiate you".
"You can't harm me", says the function, "I'm e^x".
"I don't care", says the operator, "I'm d/dy".

[snuggles]

that's my, favorite

[ctb]

I don't even know what those jokes mean, but I laughed anyway.  I'm easily amused

[snuggles]

i wish i was your derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves
i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk
i wish i was sin^2 and you were cos^2 because then we'd be 1 <3

[felka]

I only know one other, but that one doesn't work in English.

[snuggles]

i know all these ;D

http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html

[The Hornfreak]

What's the limit of an engineering major as their GPA approaches zero? Business school.

[Thistle]

What's the limit of an engineering major as their GPA approaches zero? Business school.

pffft.  who do you think *hires* you math nerds to begin with?

[The Hornfreak]

Nice come back!