Top 5 things I hate about people

[unlegendary]

The Top 5 Things I Hate About People  http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_top_5_thing...eople.html

My, but someone is sure cranky today!

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5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

4. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

3. When people say "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do you do that? Why?

2. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

And the Number 1 Thing I Hate About People:


My personal favorite..
1. When people say "Life is short." What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

[ogimyto]

LOL! I also hate "needless to say". If it's so needless to say, just don't say it, you condescending fucker!  ;D

[liz]

#2 reminds me of the folks selling crap in the mall kiosks...this one guy used to ask everyone that passed by 'can i ask you a question?'...i just looked at him and said 'ya already did'...he just gave me this snarky look...didn't bother me again though...

[unlegendary]

Life is short.. Well, so far 50 years hasn't exactly gone flying by like the past few have.. If it was anywhere near as short as some think human civilization wouldn't have really accomplished much by now.. We all would have died before anything ever got done. Our lives on average last 70 some odd years as opposed to say... a flea or even a cat..
The next time someone says life is short to you tell them to count to a million.. I bet that would just fly on by..