Bad joke...

[Beacon]

A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his leash and starts swinging him round his head.

The bartender says "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

The blind man says, "Just taking a look around.."

[stopsfungus]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!


What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.


How do you swat 200 flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan.


Where did Hitler keep his armies?
In his sleevies.