insurance humor - adult content

[siasl]

The online chronic pain group I participate in sees humor as a necessary part of medical care.  I hope the adult content is not objectionable, Thistle. It's not meant to make anyone angry, just poke fun at the industry that hurts so many people.

I hope you all belly-laugh while reading this.

fondly,

siasl



A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman.
'That's disgraceful!'

'Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man
has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen,
and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in
extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.

Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay, said the woman. As they
passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again,the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness - better insurance.'

[The Hornfreak]

Pretty good siasl. I'm already opting into a higher tier of insurance!

[Thistle]

yeah, but with some insurance she would only go halfway

[The Hornfreak]

I wonder what kind of co-pay I'd have?

[siasl]

I wonder what kind of co-pay I'd have?

Hornfreak,

I just want to make sure that there isn't a lifetime benefit limit


siasl

[The Hornfreak]

God forbid

[Dragon]

and if it were me, I'd not qualify due to some pre-existing condition ....  where's the latex someone??

[JenniLynne]

and if it were me, I'd not qualify due to some pre-existing condition ....  where's the latex someone??

Thistle has it.....  ;D :lv104:

Peace &  :ht:,
Jenni