Shakespearean insults!

[UnicornSmudge]

Shakespearean Insult Generator

I think this could come in handy for a lot of us...


Example...
"Thou cockered rude-growing jolt-head!"
'Tis more musical than "ya idiot"

Also just good to generate a laugh when I'm stressed

[Dragon]

Oh, I do like that!!

Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

[UnicornSmudge]

Oh, I do like that!!

Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

Haha! I thought you might, @Dragon

[UnicornSmudge]

[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.

Taken from: Henry VI, part 2


I've never read any of the Henry[s] but since I have them maybe I should... these are some good ones, haha!

[nikoo_o]

Ooooh, this is fun:

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

[UnicornSmudge]

Thou art loathsome as a toad.

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida

Hahaha!

[nikoo_o]

[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

Goodness... I never knew that Shakesphere was this, uhh, shall we say creative?... I really need to read some more of his works now...

[UnicornSmudge]

The way that one ends hahaha i think it's referring to cupid but "thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft"  

[Dragon]

The way that one ends hahaha i think it's referring to cupid but "thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft"  

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Taken from: Henry IV, part I

[UnicornSmudge]

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Wool-sack hahahaaaa




I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.

Taken from: Coriolanus

Hahahaaaa