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Shakespearean insults!
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Shakespearean Insult Generator

I think this could come in handy for a lot of us...
Tongue

Example...
"Thou cockered rude-growing jolt-head!"
'Tis more musical than "ya idiot"

Also just good to generate a laugh when I'm stressed Smile
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Oh, I do like that!!

Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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(11-06-2018, 10:09 AM)Dragon Wrote: Oh, I do like that!!

Thou art a very ragged Wart.
Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

Haha! I thought you might, @Dragon Smile
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#4
[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.

Taken from: Henry VI, part 2


I've never read any of the Henry[s] but since I have them maybe I should... these are some good ones, haha!
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#5
Ooooh, this is fun:

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

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sometimes, having too much control of your mind leads to a loss of control
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#6
Thou art loathsome as a toad.

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida

Hahaha!
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#7
[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

Goodness... I never knew that Shakesphere was this, uhh, shall we say creative?... I really need to read some more of his works now...
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The way that one ends hahaha i think it's referring to cupid but "thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft"   doglaugh
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(01-17-2022, 12:15 PM)UnicornSmudge Wrote: The way that one ends hahaha i think it's referring to cupid but "thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft"   doglaugh

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Taken from: Henry IV, part I
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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(01-17-2022, 12:48 PM)Dragon Wrote: How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Wool-sack hahahaaaa
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I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.

Taken from: Coriolanus

Hahahaaaa
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