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06-26-2009, 07:16 PM
Couple "walks into a bar" jokes for ya.
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants, bartender looks up and says "whats with the steering wheel?" Pirate says "yaarrr tis' drivin' me nuts!"
A string talks into a bar sits down and asks for a drink, bartender says "sorry we don't serve strings here." String storms out of the bar pissed off, slumps down in the alley, tosses around. String walks back into the bar sits down and asks for a drink, bartender says "thought I told you we don't serve strings!" String says "I'm a frayed knot."
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants, bartender looks up and says "whats with the steering wheel?" Pirate says "yaarrr tis' drivin' me nuts!"
A string talks into a bar sits down and asks for a drink, bartender says "sorry we don't serve strings here." String storms out of the bar pissed off, slumps down in the alley, tosses around. String walks back into the bar sits down and asks for a drink, bartender says "thought I told you we don't serve strings!" String says "I'm a frayed knot."
JMAC
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
for the worth of all people